THE CASE OF THE WIG

I came across a wig lying near a bank the other day. I don't know what happened, but here's what I think it happened.

THE CASE OF THE WIG

One day after a long day of work Blah (his/her name for now) decided to go out and get a drink. Blah and a few friends decided to go to Chinatown because they weren't making their quotas, and besides being broke, they were cheap.

So they got a drink and some sleazy dive bar, where English is the 2nd language and proceed to order something alcoholic but sweet and a few bucks. They're drinking and drinking when they realize that the guy having the worst day, Blah is sucking the table because he's drunk, no one has got him water and he thinks that sooner or later ..... (well who really knows what drunk people think). So his friends realize that he's wasted and decided that some bread might do him some good. They go to a local bakery, Taipan Bakery.


The bread is great and the pastries are even better, so they order a bit of both and they're supposedly soaking up their alcohol, when out comes the alcohol, pastries and other disgusting stuff, probably because the last thing they ate, was a bit puke-colored, green tea custard.


After puking they decide that its best if they go home. They're stumbling, like a babies first step, and are almost at the subway stop when they see some good looking girls. Being drunk, they holler a few stupid remarks, and as luck would have it, they get beat up a bit.... So they're back on course for the subway, when out of nowhere what do they see....a WIG!!!


They put it on, play around a bit, puke some more and finally go home. But what drunk people actually make it home on the subway. They all fall asleep and while going to queens they forget to get off and are in Coney Island, the get off somewhere....and decide to camp out. They're night was stupid and weird and they fall asleep on the steps of an apartment. Not theirs, but in Manhattan. Lucky bastards!

The End