Business Cards

One of the biggest perks of being employed is that (hopefully) you get a business card. Think of it as being in the yellow pages, "YOU EXIST!!!" You can go anywhere pass them out as if you're important (although you're not). It's your pathetic assurance and trophy that you have a job.

Orange 32 has taken Business cards to a whole new level, creating cards for those people you just hate, for those people you like...and others. One card reads, "This face leaves at midnight be on it..." and another one reads, "Thank you for the cockblock."

These cards seem like something you might find at Spencer's and they're pretty damn cool, but lets be honest, would you really hand them to someone? No. Unless your in New York, since you can pretty much do anything from hitting on young girls while trying to hide your wedding ring to pushing everyone in the subway so your 1 minute early, and...and I guarantee you there's some 23 year old stock broker with an inflated salary, liver problems from drinking, accounts on all the dating websites and no social skills, who will...yes..buy these (not for gifts) because he will use them and the "cool" factor. Now for women, this might be the greatest invention since......well in a long time, and is a great way to blow off a guy, but please, please don't do this to me!

These cards will make a good gift, and this might just be that million dollar idea. Who knows. But it's clear that there's some great imagination in the world and any idea that you think might make you millions, may be taken already.